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Friday, July 28, 2006
Why you should come to CJ.
Reason 1 : We are full of weird/queer/random/blur/deaf people.
Imagine your typical maths(for XY's case, sub maths with econs/history) tutorial.
There you are drooling and doodling with the ever so NOT INTERESTING maths tutorial questions (repeat after me, MATHS IS NOT INTERESTING) when on your left, some dude(LESHIE) who reminds you ALOT of your warped little brother (albeit spect-less,less annoying and SUPPOSEDLY MORE mature) starts asking you about those candle thingys you made.
"Hey, where did you get these stuff?"
"I made them"
"REALLY?! HOW??"
*starts going on into some sort of desciption about how those candle thingys are made.
"oooh, then can I play with the candle?"
"this goooey gelly thingyyyy"
*note that glint of madness in his eyes cum the streak of mischief crawlilng out as he pokes the candle gel.
*poke poke poke
Then at that very moment, the pau on your left turns to you and says,
"LOOK! I've developed my own language!"
"It's miliyl! A combination of emily and my name! and this says 'BUNZ SUCKS' "
*presents a piece of paper full of squiggly shapes and figures, SUPPOSEDLY replacing the alphabets that we so know and love with a look of sheer insanity upon her face
On your right :
"oooh! GOOOEY!"
"I WANNA PLAAAAAY WITH IT!"
On your left :
"Come come, test me! I've memorized all 23 of those miliyl characters already!"
"Oh shit, what is 'V' ??"
YOU: OMG,I AM SURROUNDED BY MAD PEOPLE~~~~~~~~~
Reason 2 : We are full of madcaps.
Here's a look at Racial harmony day ala CJ style.
middle east vs far east
Koped from a friend's friendster account.
Don't ask me what is wrong with them and I SWEAR I don't know them (let's ignore the fact that the burqa ladies were ex classmates and one of the 'ninjas' was my 'O1 facilitator~).
REASON 3 : YOU GET WEIRD PHONE CALLS AT WEIRD PLACES .
At roughly 9 pm, while you were at Isetan's toilet, you receive a call from something out of a bakery - buns.
*corpse like voice
"URGHHHH.....where are you now.."
"Er, in the toilet? "
"Can lend me foolscap paper or not?"
"Isetan toilet?"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE??"
"I need to pee ? "
Yes, and you wonder how you ever met your's truly.
:D
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11:47 pm
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Got tagged by Celine Choe (the wife of my neighbour,bunz. lol~)
7 random things about myself :
1. I sleepwalk once in a blue moon.
2. I am a mother of 21. (20 from my class, 1 ang ang whom I've kinda forgotten how I met)
3. I trip over nothing quite frequently.
4. I've spent just about all of my pay from my first job on Pinkies!
5. I have 'no-town-itis' (meaning I hate town.)
6. I like to sit on buses for hours and hours with no one beside me and headphones plugged in.
7. I wanna go Greece,Japan,Florence,DISNEYLAND! etc etc...(basically, I just wanna get out of Singapore for awhile.)
7 things that scare me
1. evil spirits (meaning,ghosts are ok as long as they don't have evil intentions or are visible)
2. death of anything close to me (yes,dogs included)
3. loneliness
4. rejection
5. crowds
6. forgetting how to laugh,smile
7. the unknown
7 random songs at the moment :
1. Broadway by Goo Goo dolls
2. Walking in the sun by smashmouth
3. Home by Micheal Buble
4. Only One by Lifehouse
5. Lonely girl by Pink
6. Feels like home by Chantal Kreviazuk
7. Under the Gun by the Killers
7 things i like most :
1. PINKIES! gatchapon toys (ok, TOYS in general)
2. laughing!
3. travelling!
4. Anime
5. Manga
6. Books( english please, I'd faint if it's Chinese)
7. coffee-ing!
7 people to do this :
1. XY
2. YY
3. JUNE
4. KWAYTEOW
5. MIN JIA
6. LESHIE
7. MAD
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7:18 pm
what now.
The time when life seems to be going just about the way you want it to go.
Then time just stops and you wonder where's all this heading.
Frankly, for some time now a jolt of ache just shoots right through.
Like something within is dying.
Or trapped maybe.
I wanna runaway.
I wanna escape.
From God knows what.
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9:40 am
Monday, July 17, 2006
Mocha Mudslide Night.
This is what happens when you put 4 (ONLY FOUR leh,not even an immboilisation of full strength yet~lol~) sardines together, on a late Saturday night with just about nothing to do but coffee on their minds.
Not only do they get too high on lame and crap, they start acting really retarded and doing all sorts of dumb stuff like accidentally spilling one Grande Ice Mocha Frap within 3 seconds of holding it,creating a massive mudslide in the middle of Starbucks and at the same time, wave to the astronaunt/alien (couldn't decide, picture was too ugly) drawn on the glass windows of the new Starbucks off Orchard (where the old Singtel hello! shop used to be~).
Yup yup, well done peeps~
lol~
And now....here's the MUDSLIDE.
I had half the mind to just drink from the table cos' that Mocha Frap costed me $6 plus k!
But worry not, I had enough sense not to do so, but to instead so intelligently went to buy a Tall Ice Mocha Frap (I spilled just about all of my grande Ice Mocha Frap).
Therefore, how much did ONE drink at Starbucks cost?
ELEVEN FREAKN' BUCKS AHHHHH!
MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
See the 'boundaries' we've set around the point of natural disaster until proper aid comes in?
We're emergency ready and pre-packed sardines!
lol~
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7:37 pm
the aftermath of the 'mudslide'~
Poor grace's shirt got hit by my sudden decision to lose all nervous control of a cup of Mocha~
lol~
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7:34 pm
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Retards in action. :D
pastel serenade says:
how how how how
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
yes yes yes
pastel serenade says:
can can can
pastel serenade says:
i i i
pastel serenade says:
sit sit sit
pastel serenade says:
in in in
pastel serenade says:
on on on
pastel serenade says:
weds weds weds
pastel serenade says:
? ? ?
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
yes yes yes
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
i i i
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
ask ask ask
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
her her her
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
first first first
.
.
.
.
.
.
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
omg omg omg
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
we we we
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
sound sound sound
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
like like like
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
some some some
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
echo echo echo
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
im im im
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
gonna gonna gonna
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
paste paste past
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
this this this
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
on on on
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
my my my
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
blog blog blog
pastel serenade says:
oh oh oh
pastel serenade says:
yeah yeah yeah
pastel serenade says:
? ? ?
pastel serenade says:
so so so
pastel serenade says:
fun fun fun
pastel serenade says:
i i i
pastel serenade says:
also also also
pastel serenade says:
want want want
pastel serenade says:
! ! !
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
pple pple pple
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
will will will
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
think think think
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
we we we
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
are are are
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
retarded retarded retarded
pastel serenade says:
i i i
pastel serenade says:
think think think
pastel serenade says:
it's it's it's
pastel serenade says:
pretty pretty pretty
pastel serenade says:
obvious obvious obvious
pastel serenade says:
already already already
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
ok ok ok
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
i i i
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
dont dont dont
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
know know know
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
you you you
pastel serenade says:
dun dun dun
pastel serenade says:
lie lie lie
pastel serenade says:
you you you
pastel serenade says:
love love love
pastel serenade says:
me me me
pastel serenade says:
wan wan wan
pastel serenade says:
loh loh loh
pastel serenade says:
lol lol lol
pastel serenade says:
dun dun dun
pastel serenade says:
wry wry wry
pastel serenade says:
ur ur ur
pastel serenade says:
secret secret secret
pastel serenade says:
is is is
pastel serenade says:
safe safe safe
pastel serenade says:
with with with
pastel serenade says:
me me me
pastel serenade says:
I'll I'll I'll
pastel serenade says:
surely surely surely
pastel serenade says:
spread spread spread
pastel serenade says:
it it it
pastel serenade says:
wan wan wan
pastel serenade says:
lol lol lol
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum says:
NO NO NO
This is why I love my kwayteow so much.
Simply cos' we're SO SO SO RETARDED!!!
In words very similar to what my Kwayteow said on her blog,
HERE'S TO OUR 9 GOING TO 10 YEARS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG OF FRIENDSHIP AND RETARDEDNESS !!!
Love ya!
:D
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12:18 am
Friday, July 14, 2006
REALLY REALLY REALLY CHEAP cheap thrills.
OK!
I'M BACK AND ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~
*sudden random scene of this vampire emerging from a coffin saying,"I LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".
lol~
Yes yes, your dearly beloved lame pile of crap is back with vengeance to catch up on the dumb happenings of a miserable jc student's not-so-miserable-afterall-life.
I thank all who were concerned and rest assured, I'm OK already~~~
:)
Hmm....well, I must admit I was pretty upset for the initial half of the week with the horrifying and less than beautiful Mid year results and probably a bout of PMS (which I've always thought to be non-existent only to be proved wrong by a visit from Grand Aunt just now~), this week turned out to be pretty ok!
All week guess what sorta pulled us through the despair and disappointment which fogged us all.
It was..............CONNECT FOUR!!
Our youth day 'APPEAL' this year was some paper pad with squares all over it and a couple of dotted crosses and circles on it. And it did 'APPEAL' without fail alright~
This kinda 'sparked off' and inspiration in all of us -to use those pads for entertainment purposes. To entertain us during lectures and dreary tutorials whereby Mary(the econs tutor) goes on and on and ON about her beloved T01(no offence mj dearie, but she does come across as a worshipper of your class~~) and the collection of 'BANGS' ~
lol~
So without fail we play connect four everyday~ Lectures,tutorials,non-contact periods,breaks,after school~~
We soooooooooooooo don't have a life~
Thriving on really really cheap cheap thrills~
Anyway, on the topic of 'despair' and 'disappointment' with Mid year results, I've kinda come to terms with my less than stellar performance on the academic arena~
And if I get an 'A' for my current affairs quiz,guess what would appear on my report card?
D
E
A
F
How apt.
lol~
See, this is what I mean when I say REALLY REALLY REALLY CHEAP cheap thrills.
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11:28 pm
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
all things fucked up.
School is draining.
Mentally (that explains the randomsity of the posts I've been coming up with lately~) and emotionally (that explains the constant dragging sensation of this dark cloud over my head).
Feels as though I haven't laughed in a looooong time.
Like I haven't been happy for some time.
And everything just feels so fucked up these days that the only words going through my mind are, "FUCK" , "FUCK" and "FUCK" .
And the weirdest thing is that work hasn't even gotten as heavy as the weeks before the June 'holidays' (yes, the fact that we had 'holidays' is a widely shared misconception) nor is it cos' of the pain of the MYE results slowly but surely lingering upon our hearts this week.
ali ali ali ali....what is wrong with you.
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8:11 pm
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Letter.
Hey there.
Haven't been talking to you for some time.
How have you been?
Are you still feeling unfeelingness?
Are you still alone? Crying alone,blinded by the light,lead by the dark?
Hope you've been well, since I haven't heard from you for some time and all, I assumed you must be doing well. You must.
Anyway, I feel as though we've distanced quite abit from this lack of contact with each other. I don't seem to know you anymore.
It's always about these new people you're meeting. New faces,new knowledges,new friends-all more interesting than me.
How'd I know? Why shouldn't I?
I'm always with you.
You just chose to ignore me.
You're afraid of me aren't you?
Like you've always been.
Don't you agree?
But I didn't mean for this to be some form of interrogation for you.
I never intended such.
I only wanted to tell you that
I miss you.
That's all.
Hope to hear from you soon.
your's forevermore,
me.
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2:37 am