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Thursday, April 06, 2006
PUNZ!
Today, I shall tell you peeps the "not-so-romantic" story of PUNZ.
It all started in C4-001.
The first classroom on the 4th floor of the C block classrooms at this blue blue school, CJC.
Faulty in every way, an uncanny young love, umr, somewhat blossomed.
One fine, hot and smelly day, while intoxicated by the burning rubber of the quadrangle 3 floors down, one young smelly Faggot, namely Bunz, while taking a short nap during Chinese, decided for himself that he has come to age and needs to find himself, a WIFE.
He peeps from the folds of his so so so skinny and muscle-less arms, and POINTS tooooooooooooooooooooo our beloved bai chi , CELINE , and says,
"AHHHHH, YOU WILL BE MY WIFE AHHHH!" .
As with every other thing anyone says our baichi is too blur to comprehend the faggotish sound waves reaching her dunno-for-what ears. But that doesn't change the fact that the heavens above had guided BUNZ to his WIFE, the bai chi, Celine!
From then on, the heaven lights shone upon our young COUPLE and everyone, including the young couple confirmed their erm, undying, erm somewhat-love for each other!
The day after the official "annoucement" of the bai chi being married to the Bun, Bunz announced to the super cool front row-ers (people seated at the front row) that he BANGED celine the night before.
To the shocked look upon our faces, he then explained that they were playing minesweeper the night before and he had planted a bomb, which then went BANG!
Weeks passed and their fondness for each other grew~
Before long, the ingenious ME, decided that the bai chi should be called PAU simply cos' she's Bunz's wife and since Bunz is Bunz ,she should be called PAU!
And she really IS called PAU from then on!
This sparked off the "Pau and Bunz greeting signal" , created by Bunz's friend Song Yao, which consists of the cupping of both hands, followed by the up and down motion of both hands, left up first or right up first, doesn't really matter, what matters is the absolute 'delight' upon the Pau's face whenever she sees the household Pau and Bunz greeting~
Soon after,Song Yao thought up of further extensions to the Pau and Bunz greeting signal and it has now evolved into a fairly well-known CJ J1 informal mass dance known by the whole CJ choir, Badminton team,arts faculty,various literature and history and economics lectures and etc etc.... (Nevermind the fact that at the moment only Song Yao and Bunz know all of the various hand movements and etc..)
Just the other day, when Song Yao jokingly asked Bunz to carry the Pau up so that she could reach the pull up bar (she's not very tall F.Y.I) and do whatever hanky panky he wants at the same time, Bunz replied,
"DON'T TEMPT ME."
And today, came the crystallization of Pau and Bunz's erm, somewhat relationship - Pau and Bunz, are now called PUNZ! (Pun intended/unintended, I can't decide~)
And that's their story so far!
So cute right?
The somewhat blossoming of a young love~
* the above events are all TRUE and VERRRRRRRRRRY accurate since they're recounted by me! No name has been censored or changed for the convenience of fellow CJCians who've yet to identify the PUNZ!
**ok lah, the both of them are not really together or anything but the above events and happenings were ALL TRUE and REALLY happened! Not to mention, many have expressed approval for PUNZ as the next POTENTIAL couple! :D
So while our dear Pau is perhaps plotting of the various ways to murder me after reading this lovely recount of her loving relationship with Bunz, Bunz is probably gloating about all the free publicity he's getting these days~
-.-"
I have weird friends.
Does that say somethng about me?
lol~
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