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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
The M.G Dictionary.
The best thing about studying economics at H2 level in CJC, is the fact that we get to watch comedies 4 times a week!
2 lectures and 2 tutorials, an hour long each session every week!
The lecturer of our lecture theatre is pretty entertaining, our first 3 months econs tutor (gangster goddess lee!) is MORE entertaining, but above them all is Mdm Mary Goh(kinda reminds you of MARIGOLD eh? hahahaha~), the biggest joke of economic theory and history!
Mdm Mary Goh is this very fair, 50s-60s(70s if she uses botox, but going by her 'cheap makeup makes her BEAUTIFUL' ideology, most probably not~lol~) lady who teaches economics at CJ. She has a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry wide and cheem range of vocabulary for daily speech.
Oh yeah, besides that, she talks with a HIGHLY exotic Indian/Fillipino accent.
Today, during another one of our highly amusing and entertaining economics tutorials, Cel,Christian, Lesh and I complied a fully comprehensive translation of just what the hell Mdm Mary Goh is saying.
We call it , The M.G Dictionary. (The M.G Dick sounds not bad too, shall consult my fellow 'editors' about it tomorrow~LOL~)
And here, is the list of words we've managed to somewhat successfully translate today!
Catergory - Kah Teh Ger Ree!
Absent -UPsen
Test - Taste
Copy - Kopi
Essay - AIR-SAAY
Important - Impotent
Negative - NEH-ger-teeth
Positive - POH-sit-teeth
Never - NEH-ver
Heavy - HAY-vee
Blah Blah - Blab Blab
Table - TEH-ble
Timothy - tim-MOE-tea
Allocate - AH~locate
Food - Foot
Fruit - Foot(again)
Teach Less Learn More - Teach More Learn LESS
Shown - Shawn
Denesh - Danish
Condominium - CONDOM-minion
Shall add on to this list the next lesson~
Till then, remember what Mdm Mary Goh said, "DON'T KOPI! IT'S IMPOTENT!"
ROFL~
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